"Are you an alcoholic? Your spouce passed away? Just can't break free from the 70's? Then come on down to gabes--where the beer is cheap and the the women are toothless!"
Karaoke
· Los Angeles, United States
6.6"If you expect engaging conversation...bail now. Drunk ladies everywhere. They just played sweet Caroline...peace out!"
Bar
· Hermosa Beach, United States
7.8"I believe that this is where fat white America comes to watch baseball."
Baseball
· Surprise, United States
8.8"This place must be run by a real bro. 3 doors down playing and a lot of unsophisticated vocabulary going down right now"
Coffee Shop
· Los Angeles, United States
6.2"Trying out the free wi-fi, I'm getting a screaming .2 Mbps download speed -- I guess Ronald is running the network here"
Fast Food
· Los Angeles, United States
5.8"Don't forget to praise the Supreme Leader while you are there."