"Have you ever won the Powerball? Apparently, you're the only people lucky enough to acquire feminine products in this Airport. Otherwise, you have to be a Lvl 6 Summoner...Or go to the newsstand @B26"
"I would gladly chew off my own foot to avoid getting sent to this airport for any reason. I get better customer service from my boa constrictor's ass!"
"Unbeatable happy hour deals, every hour. You will not find quality at their prices elsewhere. Big fan of their other location, so I'm excited there's a closer one now!"