"Nothing is good here. Unwarranted snobbish service, half-assed book selection. They need to figure out whether they want this place to be a bookstore or a tea house. Right now it's neither."
"WiFi: huilaushan, Password: HKHLS019"
"WiFi password: fresh juice (including the space)."
"Don't miss Dopar the poodle! He can play dead. Step 1: Locate Dopar. Step 2: Raise your hand and make the shape of a pistol. Step 3: Say ‘biang!’"
"WiFi SSID: FuckGFW. Password: thisisnotapublichotspot."
"WiFi password: 0123456789"