Flash Haze

"Order the burger and ask for the secret sauce!"

"Like a taxi, but with class. Not much more expensive either. Try them on alcoholidays when getting a regular cab is impossible."

"Their mac and cheese isn't very good. Go with the potato salad as a side, it's some of the best I've ever tasted."

"Their rotisserie chicken is really really bland. Juicy, but all you taste is chicken even on the skin."

"Wash laundry next door at the Maytag, come over for a drink. Dry laundry next door at the Maytag, come over for a drink. It's called multitasking."