Nick Rogers

"8/16/10 - If you want a cat, get Bill. He'll thank you."

"They are incredibly slow as HELL here."

"Whatever else you want on your pizza, make sure it starts with the deep dish, whole wheat crust. Get that, and don't look back."

"Get into a fight with the ugly guard. You'll know it's him when he smiles."

"Don't record concerts here. The ugly guard with the messed up grill will try to get physical. Esp. if he's drunk."