"This place makes my ding a ling go ring a ding. Seriously though, it's delicious."
BBQ
· Brentwood, United States
7.8"Stay away from the dumpsters. The bums use them as a fuck shack."
Baseball Field
· Antioch, United States
6.6"If you have erectile dysfunction, be sure to come here because this place will make you go stiff from the fucking delicious food."
Mexican
· Oakley, United States
8.5"So..the breakfast is pretty good here. And the pies. I'd make a sex joke/pun but I'm too tired from humping your momma. Oh wait - that is a joke. Like your momma."
Burgers
· Brentwood, United States
6.0"Bad news: they're taking the king crab legs off the menu. Good news: there's no more bad news. And yes, the polar bear is still here."
Dive Bar
· Port Costa, United States
8.7"Get the full plate of biscuits and gravy. It's like a hardon with a face. Upvote this tip, bitch."
Breakfast
· San Jose, United States
8.0