david johnson

"They've just got in some new hire bikes, ideal for renting out when you have friends over and they want to explore Epping Forest"

"Go for the traditional pasty its the best you'll find in Dubai"

"Just shout 'Make me a cup of tea Phil' and a little boy will deliver a fine English brew straight to your hand"

"When are they going to finish the gym?"

"Give Fuggle a tickle and he'll make you a tea"

"Great double sausage rolls and cheap donuts"