"Déjame ahorrarte 20 vueltas...Entra por la YMCA, el edificio está detrás."
Office
· San Juan, Puerto Rico
"Ojo: esta sucursal no tiene ATH."
Medical
· San Juan, Puerto Rico
6.9"Avoid getting the "you-uncultural-chicken-McNugget-eating-street-hobo" stare and DON'T forget your pashmina. Trust me. It's all about the pashmina here. Not the plays nor the musicals - the pashminas!"
Theater
· San Juan, Puerto Rico
9.1"Applying Aloe Vera on every 20 minutes is not a vacation. So put on some sunblock, gringos! Trust us."
Beach
· San Juan, Puerto Rico
8.9"¡Cuidado! Aquí janguean los fantasmas de los que murieron ahogados en Plaza Acuática..."
Mall
· San Juan, Puerto Rico
9.1