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Gene Johnson
Portland, OR
- 16 Tips
- 58 Followers
- 105 Following
- 2 Lists
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Washougal
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Portland
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"Stop doomscrolling. Start typewriting"
Arts and Crafts Store
· Portland, United States"The buffalo chicken melt is the most pathetic sandwich I’ve ever eaten. It’s tiny, the bread is thin, and the cheese wasn’t even melted. It was just lying in a pile on the chicken."
Breakfast
· Revere, United States"The beer is not chilled and there is no produce section. Not for me."
Department Store
· Washougal, United States"Welcome to the Gernsback Continuum"
Bar
· Portland, United States"You will pay $16.85 for a Bloody Mary that is just one shot of well vodka and 8oz of plain tomato juice. No wonder everyone’s leaving New York."
International Airport
· Queens, United States"The science fiction book section is only 5-10% sci fi. Most of the rest is western. Sci fi sells, y’all. Stock some dope-ass books already."
Supermarket
· Portland, United States
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