"If you like lines, slow service and crowded waiting rooms, this place is for you!"
Government
· Holyoke, United States
"I feel old"
Apparel
· Holyoke, United States
6.0"Great mall for fans of zombies, this place is so dead it's undead!"
Mall
· Enfield, United States
5.1"Watch out for the homeless people in pajamas coming from the hotel next door!"
Fuel Station
· West Springfield, United States
6.2"Look out, apparently a lot of anonymous gay sex is happening in the men's room"
Bookstore
· Holyoke, United States
8.4"Ask for Rich Ethier. He's a passionate man."
Auto Repair
· Chicopee, United States
7.0