Adam Steinbaugh

"Tell the bartenders your life story."

"Same exit as BOTH the federal and state penitentiaries!"

"Eating? Try Syrup. Drinking? Try Spring Street. Smoking? Hookahs at Underground Smoke Shop. All near 6th and Spring."

"If she says we partied, then I'm pretty sure we partied. I really don't remember. I remember we departed from our bodies."

"Instead of waiting for the fabled Cassassa elevator, just skip class."

"Learn to read signs."