Neil

"There once was a café so grand,Overpriced, with a slow-moving hand,Their air quite pretentious,Service not conscientious,In their lofty world, they stand."

"In a typical pub, quite the sight,With outdoor seating, day and night,It's a fun little place,Full of laughter and grace,In its simple charm, pure delight."

"Expats gather here,Cocktails stir, crowd's cheer is near,In the buzz, we're clear."

"Pies reign, ambiance stark,In a central place, they embark,Espresso missed mark."

"Central and alive,Chicken good, sports on the side,Joy in every bite."

"Quick meal served with haste, Merely okay, not the best, Had finer tastes."