Gregory Gulick

"When publicly disciplining your seven children and comically appealing to their sugar-laden cerebrums, please do not deliver this lecture in front of the coffee dispenser."

"Vegetarians beware: there is only one dish and they won't modify it even when you ask. Disney has always been accommodating, but not here. Odd."

"They have an Art-o-Mat here on the first floor. Bring some $5 bills and get some awesome art, dispensed from a refurbished cigarette vending machine. Love these!!"

"Be sure to admire the mural on the wall along the inside of the theater. Google "Sottile Theater mural" to read about this artistic gem discovered upon removal of acoustic tiles during restoration."

"This place is amazing. Incredible food and wifi. And best of all, you are supporting a family business when you eat here. Five stars all the way! And try the Berry and Brie Salad. It is the best!"

"Don't believe the cranky people. They need their meds adjusted. I've been coming to Iris's for years and the service and food is always wonderful. I'm proud to support this establishment!"