Hamish Thomas

"The statue is raised to accommodate the mass grave underneath."

"Leave your morals at home..."

"Don't get the Stella on tap its Shit"

"If your bored waiting for a connection to Lincoln, read this article about the 7 trains a day we could've had... http://tinyurl.com/7zfx66a"

"Don't make eye contact, just walk faster."

"If your getting the bus into Lincoln, a day rider is cheaper then a return."