Hazel Nicholson

"Be careful when going to the toilet as they're up a very steep and narrow staircase. Watch your head when going through the door as well. The door to the ladies is particularly low."

"Nice pasta dishes and generous portion sizes. Got given tiramisu on the house for dessert and Cadbury's chocolate eclairs with the bill."

"Be very wary of the huge guard dog the owner keeps. A huge Alsatian that barks and growls at anything that moves and could easily jump over the counter."

"The shop isn't wheelchair accessible at all. Step up to the entrance, very small with stock crammed into every available space and very little space between shelves."

"Avoid like the plague. The owner is always grumpy and acts like customers are interrupting her magazine reading and phone calls."

"The loveliest Brian lives here."