Noel Versten

"Bring your own toaster. Great bagels served gentile style."

"GPS does not like this place. It's in the mall, far corner."

"Get the 'salt & pepper' shrimp, it's not on the English menu. They come with heads on. Tear off the heads and eat the bodies including the (somewhat soft) shells. Delicious! Wife loved the beancurd"

"If you are going to participate in a published activity, call first."

"If you like shade, DON'T go to children's playlot."

"Don't get the sesame crusted tuna. No flavor. Not really crusted either, more like sprinkled with a few seeds."