"Try the chicken."
Fried Chicken
· Jersey City, United States
"Not all of the prostitutes at truck stops are biologically female. I just found out the hard way."
Truck Stop
· Joplin, United States
5.4"Everyone here is either toothless or homeless. I think I'm in paradise."
Convenience Store
· Phoenix, United States
5.1"Just because they offer a "bottomless cup of coffee" doesn't mean you're allowed to stay here for 8 hours. Sigh."
Breakfast
· Boulder City, United States
8.5""Would you like to put your eggs over my hammy?" I said to the waitress, before I was kicked out of Denny's."
Breakfast
· Las Vegas, United States
6.6"Don't forget to bring a large, empty duffel bag."
Buffet
· Las Vegas, United States
7.7