John Houseal

"Don't plan on a nice room, or good food but the paid dancers let you win contests and then feed you green slime. Disgusting, but it feels good to be winner"

"Feel the need to brave poor service, 80's decor and prison food you have arrived in heaven."

"Share a meal or be a fatty, but you can't do both. Do or do not young Jedi."

"Correct the spelling of this location"

"It's a good idea to wash your hands here"

"Don't talk to yourself out loud. Shout only when necessary."