"Expect to vomit once or twice in the beginning (I sure did)- that's your body saying "hell balls, yeah bring it on hot body". All the trainers are Mount Olympus beautiful."
"This is the 4th time I've had to bring my car back to them in a 4 week period. It is break pads. Nope. Transmission fix. Oops. Not fixed. Come on, get it together."