Ian Birdsey

"If you want them to stop bringing you beer, then put a beermat on top of your glass"

"The car park at the top of the lane is a nightmare to get out of!"

"There's a recycling point for paper, bottles, cans etc in the car park near the sports centre"

"If you're a member of the zoo, make sure you show your membership card at the shops and restaurants for your discount"

"If you want to use the pool/gym early then sign in at hotel reception - and you'll need a pound coin for the locker"

"Get a Ben & Jerry's cornet early afternoon"