"Croissant breakfast sandwich is a room temp SBUX croissant filled with lukewarm pre-made eggs and a slice of cheese. I want a $5 breakfast sandwich to be hot and melty. They have Cholula, at least."
"Just to spare you the momentary confusion: the prices are weird, like $8.61 or what not, leading you to believe that it'll work out to a nice round number when they ring it up. It won't, though."