Jerrod Landon Porter

"Good place for ladies to hang out and trash talk over a few margaritas."

"Put you're face in a taco"

"Worth stopping in"

"If you wanna play loud come here"

"Best thing you could do is go to Kroger across the street, get stuff to make a sandwich, and make one at home"

"Game: wake up from 1) coffee ordered via drive-thru 2) screaming until head explodes 3) hit yourself with a hammer between the eyes"