"Worst-managed grocery store ever. Yes, it faces challenges, like being the most local supermarket for two Columbia villages plus other areas, but it takes 15-30min to check out. Lighting's awful, too."
"The proprietor of this fine establishment is devastatingly handsome and possesses a rapier wit. Bring him a bottle of dry, tannic wine, and you'll find he becomes quite jovial. Try the hot tub."