Jag Brar

"Take the mini tour train up for 2.50 euro... Walk back down to enjoy the view."

"Its 40 Francs minimum to use the beer tap table (only one table!!). 10 of the 40 Francs is a deposit for the magnetic key, and the rest gets you 2 litres of booooozzeeee!!! :D"

"There's a slow drive thru!! And the toilet seats have been broken off!! McDonalds was good here 8 years ago... now they're as bad as their western counterparts."

"Be a foreigner. If u arent one, become one. U can bypass almost all lines aka save HOURS!!!!"

"Get a room facing the front of the hotel. The backside is next to a temple that likes to blast prayers over megaphones all night long!!!! Room 205 has a HUGE balcony! H U G E"

"We negotiated down to 3200 rps from 4000 for a double bed."