James Nardo

"Hang out with the sorcerer, take a ride in Battle Cat and chill with Orco when you are here."

"Don't order the mija signature margarita! Worst margarita ever!!!!"

"Margaritas are very salty!"

"Bring your own bacon. If you visit in early September, try the seasonal frosted cake stuffed jalapeños."

"For breakfast, order the "Blueberry Crumb Crisp Crumble"."

"Rules: No sand in the house. No red wine out of the kitchen. Use a condom. Always say please and thank you. Oh yeah, don't drive the Cohen's car into the water."