Janet Zhou

"If you're here to change your maiden name, practice your new signature beforehand like a teenage girl. It's nerve-wracking if you don't. Trust me. In other news, it smells like dirty feet. Wahoo DMV!"

"The remodel Su and Eileen did is beautiful. Impeccably clean and fresh. The new spa chairs (double from before!) are luxurious! No one here forgets your name or your preferences. The best nail salon."

"Did I really write a check for flavoured ice? Yep, sure did. Bring cash monies next time."

"Oh, Mrs. Grouchy McPantybunch! You close at 5? Good thing it's 4:45! Excuse me while I ha-ha at some cards while you glare. If you don't like people coming in before closing time, don't work at all."

"Rich is the best waiter. Hands down. What a stud! :)"

"Karate is the most legit greeter here."