Jasmine Hung Warner

"Put in your grandma-sized solitaire earrings and tighten up your thin beard, because this is the place to be!"

"Great selection of feta, grains, and spices for cheap. Get a kebab sandwich from the deli counter."

"No palate? No problem! Olive Garden!"

"Specials are hit and miss. When in doubt, just get the nachos."

"Watch out for Joe Benton when he's Four Loko drunk."

"Don't stand in the corners. People pee there."