Jason M.

"Not bad, but it's no In-n-Out."

"Please clean up after your dog and step in if your pooch becomes too aggressive!"

"Get ready for a shakedown from those border-crossing agents. I challenge you to figure out a way to make them crack a smile. They don't."

"Don't expect to go anywhere afterward without changing your clothes. You'll smell like fried food and pancakes when you leave."

"This is probably somewhere that you're don't want to end up."

"Hold on to the railing as you walk down the glass spiral staircase."