Jason Pike

"The wait time here for a scheduled appointment is outrageous. What should be an hour-long exercise turns into an entire afternoon affair."

"For a place named as such, there is a suspicious and alarming absence of honey. Lots of children, though, which are just as delicious."

"Jen and George are straight up triflin butt lovin heterosexual perverts. Try the mojito!"

"As a jewelry designer, I appreciate variety and unique components. Beadniks has them, but at prices that are slightly ridiculous. Come here if you need something TODAY, but be prepared to pay dearly."

"Now on minute 15 of waiting for a server to acknowledge us. Don't get me wrong - I love this place, but the service needs to be seriously stepped up."

"Decaf that doesn't taste like warm water that's been sitting in a plastic bottle all day in your car. The staff rocks my socks, and local business rules."