Jelly B

"Come for the intersection. Stay for the torn up roadways. If you live in the area enjoy the intermittent lack of power, Internet and water. And the midnight machines, the loudest of the day by far."

"Seriously some of the best sandwiches in the city. That other tip about the guy being rude is bullshit - the owner rules. Salads change every day, every single one is great. Go here and skip Bowich."

"Great sushi. One server is a fuck. He used to be cool but now he sucks."

"Worst store in the city. Slow, pitifully stocked, full of garbage 24/7. Avoid at all costs."

"Protip: the coffee sucks"