"Has a nice atmosphere but the food is all incredibly bland. I'm actually amazed at how bland everything was, it was so bland I'm curious how they managed to pull it off"
"There is a naughty penguin who lives here and he is always trying to look up skirts. Otherwise OK place but cold sometimes."
"Big fan of the stuffed ducks sitting up top"
"There's a nice sign on the toilet door"
"There be goblins lurking under the cupboard"
"The manager here is sometimes really grumpy. But the food is good even tho it might make you wanna run to the bathroom later on in the day"