Jesse Oberbeck

"I used to like living here, but the complex has fallen under new, vastly inferior ownership. Sterile, uninviting, and filled with new overbearing rules, and big ugly signs. This is no longer a home."

"It's a really nice complex. Good pool, and the little gyms is as good as it's allowed to be (liability). Haven't seen a single bug in my apartment."

"No more blazing challenge. Go find a place that's still fun. Then tell me where it is."

"This place is a much crappier version of Costco..."