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"Get your hair cut by a real barber, or heck just get it combed with one of those deals in the jar of blue medicinal liquid. I'm gettin' a straight razor shave."

"Most underrated pizza in Montclair. After a plain slice, try the BBQ chicken."

"Always, always check your receipt against posted prices here. If there's a discrepancy, see the mgr & you get it free, and there is ALWAYS a discrepancy. Today, free oatmeal!"

"Saturday night DJ Ilan is amazing. Request any tune ever made, he'll know it! Bar is pretty great to top it off - manager Dimitri and the awesome door and bar staff will take care of you."

"Check your receipt against posted prices for items you buy - the tagger guys here are pretty bad, and if it's not the same price, you get it free. Just tell 'em at customer service. It works!"

"Get delicious, good-for-you food catered to you with a dash of BK style from these two cool ladies. Check out their lofty bitchin kitchen in DUMBO if you need space too..."