Jake Steinberg

"Good half-bottles"

"Do not, under any circumstances, use this garage. The automatic parking breaks constantly. I have now been waiting 4 hours for my car. Management suggested I take a cab. To Pittsburgh, PA."

"@Coco L.: no one cares what tourists think."

"Check out the unlabelled bust of albert einstein."

"Try to get a table upstairs"

"order the grandma slice. it is pretty much the only edible thing they have."