Joe Bianco

"Don't get arrested and you won't have to come here, that is, unless you're summoned for jury service or if you have the pleasure of working here."

"Stay away. Computers down."

"Devins first modeling casting call and I must say if they're looking for the cutest boy with the biggest blue eyes, then I may still be able to retire in about 30 years."

"Visitors are warned to bring earplugs. This is a scream zone."

"Best bagels around. Especially the veggie bagel."

"Always watch where you step or you just might stumble over one of Devin's kajillion toys."