John Craft

"The burgers take a minute cause they are not under a lamp. They actually cook to order! Delicious"

"The most unorganized mess on whiskey row. It's event night so they don't serve everything?? Why build next to an event site? If you can't handle the business then close on event night please."

"Scam dealers. Go down to Furniture Liquidators. I put something on layaway at Value City and they deducted my money down to a zero balance without one single phone call."

"You gotta come in for the Italian Beef sandwich. New menu item!!"

"Buy the best, buy from US!! You're partner beyond the plate."

"Drink more Pepsi because it's delicious. Oh yeah... don't forget an ice cold Mt. Dew either."