"Don't do the lunchtime specials as take sways. Think I'll leave it!"
Indian
· Soho, United Kingdom
8.0"Drank half my pint, said I wasn't happy with the quality of my measure. If you call a smack in the mouth a quibble...."
Pub
· Holmes Chapel, United Kingdom
6.4"Ask Phil why he keeps getting nosebleeds."
Butcher
· Holmes Chapel, United Kingdom
"Free haircuts for pensioners on Mondays as long as you want it all off. Ladies only."
Hair Salon
· Cheshire, United Kingdom
"Go straight to the bar and ask for the dizzy blonde. Frothy, great body, nice creamy head if correctly executed. Can't say fairer than that."
Pub
· Holmes Chapel, United Kingdom
7.0"Free beer on Thursdays if you can answer the barman's riddle of the week. Nice idea Barry."
Pub
· Holmes Chapel, United Kingdom
7.0