Jon

"Try the snausages!"

"Horribly incompitent, slow, and rude service from Bethany. We'll stick to the Williamsburg location where the service is at least tolerable."

"Horrible service today. Took a half hour to get drinks. Over an hour for food. Inattentive staff. Not going back any time soon."

"Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement, you won't wear a shirt and you'll crrryyyy..."

"Try flying in a plane. I hear it's amazing!"

"Please don't buy Apple products. Their abuse and misuse of patent law to stifle competition rather than lead through any real innovation is deplorable."