Josh Crain

"Don't sleep on the right side of the bed. It's sweaty and stained yellow."

"The queso is a thick white cheese that's delicious. Mix a little into your rice for double yummy points."

"Get to know the pastor. He's a really cool guy. :)"

"Advice for husbands: if you should happen to be tricked into coming here, for the live of God at least bring something to read."

"This isn't officially on the menu but it's delicious: order the Thai fried rice and choose the Siam beef for your meat. Simply amazing!"

"Try the Scary Berry Mocha. You'll get exactly zero man credit for ordering it, but it's like Christmas in your mouth."