"Didn't even make it in the front door - unnecessary velvet rope, and a mandatory suggested coat check. Hi, you want your business to succeed, right?"
Gay Bar
· Astoria, United States
7.7"You'll inevitably shame eat here."
Fast Food
· Miami Beach, United States
5.1"Great gifts, useful and fun house wares, friendly staff. Astoria needs more places like this!"
Gift Store
· Astoria, United States
9.1"Serving organic mother's milk and locally sourced paternal advice."
Farm
· Alexandria, United States
"Don't listen to Andy's tips."
Cocktail
· Lavallette, United States
"The music is always bopping and the pool is so refreshing!"
Beer Garden
· Brooklyn, United States