"There are multiple hand-drawn pictures of fellatio on the ceiling, so wear pants that can suitably disguise your excitement."
Bar
· Edmond, United States
6.8"My parents left me here 26 years ago and I still can't find my way out."
BBQ
· Bartlesville, United States
6.8"I weighed the "quarter pound" chili cheese coney at home and it's really only .24 lbs. It's weird though, because after I ate six of them I weighed exactly 1 1/2 lbs. more than before. :/"
Fast Food
· Pawhuska, United States
6.6"I came here when I was 7 years old. A duck farted on my mouth and I immediately grew a mustache. Now, at 33, I still have the same mustache and Aflac commercials ruined my marriage. Nice park, though."
State / Provincial Park
· Pawhuska, United States
7.6"I'M CONFUSED WHERE DO I PUT THE PANCAKES?"
Other Outdoors
· Bartlesville, United States
"NO BIRDS HERE."
Lounge
· Norman, United States
6.9