James Carey

"Corrr blimey governor!! This place makes me ‘appier than when I won me local tiddleywinks championship, it does. And they gave me a free plate of jilly-job-wags for cleaning their chimney, they did!"

"Whether you’re planting the garden, putting up shelves, or building a secret sex dungeon in your basement, these guys got you covered! EDIT: Poor selection of chains."

"A great place to discuss renewable energy whilst eating lentils."

"Beautiful and scenic. Also a gay cruising spot, as I accidentally discovered upon taking a road less travelled. My trip quickly took a turn for the worse/better, depending on how you planned your day."

"My dog just loves coming here; you’ll often see him being ridden by the trainee riders before they graduate to using the big horse-dogs that work here."

"If there’s one thing I love more than my anime collection, it’s big German sausage. Whilst many complain that Aldi is the wurst, I find store manager Hanz particularly skilful in satisfying my needs."