Jackson Carson

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"Phenomenal lunch special: get the tikka masala with saag and some unsweetened chai. Can't go wrong."

"Try the mate cambric!"

"Yummy combos at the buffet: Try the tamarin sauce on the tandoori chicken and the sweet carrots with the saag."

"Don't try to take photos of flowers on a bicycle near the station with your big camera and lens. The rent-a-cops will think you are a terrorist and force you to stop in the name of homeland security."

"Get to the stop a least 6 minutes ahead I schedule. The bus often comes and goes early, as much as 6min."