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"My taco enjoyment was somewhat diminished by my waitress's apparent disdain for taking orders, serving food, or getting the check."

"Who must i bribe to get someone to notice when customers come in"

"Get a side of strawberry habanero sauce and dip everything in it. Its especially good on le petit monstre. Mmmmm."

"Carissa is hot. Give her tipz."

"Good place to let pseudo strangers see your vagina and still feel good about yourself the next day"

"The mayor here is super hot."