Keith Hinze

"The stairs onto the stage in the ballroom are treacherous."

"The chik-fil-a express doesn't open until 11 on Saturdays."

"The Uhry Theater is a cool old high school theatre space. Check out the proscenium lights with colored lenses."

"Don't try and use the healthy vending machine at lunch time. It's locked. You'll have to have taqis and a soda from the other vending machines."

"Waiting to return at ikea is terminal."

"Lobby is small so you will have to listen to other peoples personal stuff. Always."