Kimberly Lynn

"If you meet the mayor, please say hi for us. A group of us are there 3 - 4 times a week and we've never seen her. Not even once. Funny how that works."

"Frank's is undergoing renovations, so the stripping team is pretty bare bones at the moment. (See what I did there?)"

"The Futon was going to go but I was outvoted by people that don't live here. The mayor made the convincing argument 'no, it stays'. So if you're here with the mayor, give her a high five."

"Amanda runs the place. She's super nice!"

"There's really no chicken, or strippers, or even a guy name Frank. But there's a waffle bar! You should bring your own syrup."