Joel Cochran

"I'll say it again. Don't make a 2pm appointment and expect to get inside before then. They shut down from 1-2 for lunch."

"Forget flying. Just drive to your destination!"

"Enjoy the radiation bath! Sixth fingers and/or toes should start coming up in about 4-6 weeks!"

"Don't fly AirTran to Atlanta if you don't like waiting on the runway an extra 35 minutes before taking off."

"Fly Delta if you like delayed or canceled flights."

"If you like hearing what other guests are doing and like hearing their every step then this is the place for you!"