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"HOT COFFEE ONLY with combos 1-10???! NOT COOL, Dunkin'!!!!"

"Colonial pizza was founded in 1987 by our forefathers when riding on horseback to the liquor store for a six pack of rolling rock just got too cumbersome."

"Do the new, Philly "Shake & Bake!". Eat a Shackburger, then head to Hollywood Tan. Shake up your weekend!"

"Fastest, most direct bus bridging west Philly to center city!"

"While "Genji Sushi" is part of Whole Foods Market, it is a destination in it's own right. The staff is so helpful; the product is fresh and affordable. Miso happy!"

"Dear Discontented Citizens, I sent your complaints via priority mail to someone who cares. Complaining about the post office is a favorite, albeit tired, American pastime."