Kyle Parker

"Watch out for Ziva's paw. It has a magnet for scrotums."

"Be careful, she kicks in her sleep."

"Be sure to look at the menu and then after realizing its entirely in comic sans feel too sick to your stomach to want to eat."

"Be sure take over the double monitors, but don't use them. Oh and sit there by yourself."

"Look out the windows so your eyes have to readjust at least 5 times."

"Avoid the ramp in the basement at all cost."