Luke Duigon

"Get the Swiss potatoes as your side, they're awesome!"

"If you are using this as a rendezvous later at night, watch out for coppers trying to catch you going over the speed limit!"

"Don't let the guy with a lot of facial hair make your sandwich, he doesn't wash his hands"

"Waitresses stare at you like your stupid... Left after sitting at my table for a good 20 min. and no one came to take my order after my "waitress" passed by my table 4 times, try Hookah Cafe on ThOaks"